December 2009
29 posts
“Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make...”
– HAHA (via lkatherine)
“Karma’s a bitch, and so am i”
– (via lkatherine)
“in my mind ima fighter, my hearts a lighter, my soul is the fluid, my flow...”
– (via lkatherine)
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, is simply not giving...”
– Albert Einstein (via lkatherine)
“274. WHEN SHE TEXTS YOU, ITS BECAUSE SHE MISSES YOU. WHEN SHE DOESN’T TEXT YOU,...”
– (via lkatherine)
“People talk shit, but when the shit hits the fan, everyone gets covered in it”
– Tamzen Tun (via lkatherine)
50 Things To Do While At A McDonalds Drive-Through
lkatherine:
1. Say “Amen” after you say your order. 2. Order a large cheese pizza. 3. Terminate the order by saying, “Remember, we never had this conversation.” and then drive off. 4. Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you’re going with the lowest bidder. 5. When you take your order say “surprise me!” 6. Answer their questions with questions. 7. Use these bonus...
“I think when you are young, you are hoping that this person will be the right...”
– Johnny Depp (via lkatherine)
Being heartbroken
Cassie: Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before. Try and keep that feeling, because if it goes... you'll never get it back.
Chris: What happens then?
Cassie: You lay waste to the world, and everything in it.
“Just because somebody flirts with you, doesn’t mean they like you. Just because...”
– Amen to that! (via lkatherine)
To speak my heart
Hermione: How does it feel, Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?
Harry: [slightly taken aback] Oh. Um…
Hermione: I know. I’ve seen the way you look at her. You’re my best friend.
[Ron bursts in with Lavender, laughing, then sobers when he sees Hermione and Harry]
Lavender: Oops!… I think this room’s taken. [runs off]
Ron: [awkwardly] … What’s with the birds?
Hermione: [stands, glares at Ron] Oppugno!
[Hermione’s flock of birds fly at Ron, who flees the room. Hermione sinks next to Harry and breaks down crying.]
Harry: It feels like this.
“Butterfaces are disappointing, hahaha.”
– Everything looks good, but-her-face. Therefore, she is a butterface. (via lkatherine)
For something like this
Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
“You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you...”
– (via lkatherine)
“Haters keep on hating, cause somebody’s gotta do it. So whether you hate me or...”
– Chris Brown (via lkatherine)
Seriously!
lkatherine:
Misa Campo > Steph Ly!
So true
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, is simply not giving...”
– Albert Einstein (via lkatherine)
